Trumpian Imperial Stout
Double Mountain claims No Collusion is a non-collaborative stout, how can we really be sure? I smell coconut, so they’re must be something illegal going on. Someone dumped old coffee beans and burnt wood in there, too. Probably trying to hide the evidence. It’s not a witch hunt, there is something tangy in this stout. Is that black hearted licorice? Leathery skinned old plums? Also: Alcohol.
They say you can’t mix business and politics. You’ll alienate half your audience! they scream. But I think, in this case, Double Mountain can get away with it. At worst, thirty percent of the nation will boycott. But they only drink vodka anyway.